Don't lie to me!

Alot of people find certain things funny, alot of people can find laughter with anything. I am not one of those people. When some one trips I'll laugh when someone falls I will laugh especially if it is down some stairs. But one thing I cannot laugh at is lying or liars. I cannot not stand it. Lie to your mom, your boyfriend/girlfriend or whoever BUT DO NOT LIE TO ME. If I ask you something you are better off remaining silent than lying. First off when people lie to me it is in insult to my intelligence and if you cannot tell, let me inform you I am not dumb. Secondly lying is considered a cowardly act to me. Why are you lying anyways. Are you afraid?...You shouldn't be of me atleast, I'm barely 120 lbs, I might say something that will profoundly penetrate your psyche and break every thread of self confidience that you hold but for the most part no physical violence will be done. I aint a lover but Im not a fighter either. It hasn't ever gotten that far. The inspiration for this blog angers me even more, it was not a friend that lied to me but a very close relative. I have lived in the same house with them before, I grew up with this person. And she is going to lie to me?...It didn't hurt that emotion means nothing to me anger is the one I deal best with. It pissed me of to the highest extent. DO NOT LIE TO ME! Especially about insignificant things that I could care less about. You look so stupid and then when my name becomes involved in one of your "stories"....Oh that's it. Im done with you and your BS sitaution. Don't lie to me and most definatley not better lie on me. I am really not the one. Just because your incapable to handle a situation that I told you you were not ready for. NOT MY PROBLEM. Just because you failed miserably at the task at hand that I told you not to do again that is NOT MY PROBLEM! So I ask why? WHY? WHY? WHY? After all the stupid selfish things you do, why would you place yourself infront of my firing squad and basically put your finger on the trigger. How did she do this? When she did the bodily actions of parting her lips to let my name leave and a lie follow. Babygirl this is just the beginning. I told you years ago don't cross me and you just did. You will pay and you will not enjoy it but once again. NOT MY PROBLEM.

Kanye just PISSED me off.

Kanye is known for saying what is on his mind and I appreciate that, most of the time it is pretty entertaining. But this time he crossed the line. It an interview he said that he was the new KING OF POP. SERIOUSLY??!?!?!.....UM How about no. I am not even trying to knock Kanye's music. Some of his stuff is real nice...my personal favorite Good Life....but King of Pop...no your not touching Michael Jackson.....END OF STORY!

You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in kanye west respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King,” said West.

“First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”

Do not cross Esther!

Over the weekend I was asked to see Orphan, reluctantly I said yes. I normally don't do scary movies because I don't like the whole evil spirit zombie type thing. Surprisingly this movie did not have that. It was more realistic and I appreciated that. The foreshadowing was great and the character development as well. I was at the edge of my seat the whole entire time. If your wondering if I screamed the answer is YES! I was legitimately afraid of Esther. Not the movie but Esther. SHE WAS NUTS. I was afraid of everything she was going to do and every time she was listening. From the bird to the nun she damn near killed every living thing she touched. This movie was sick, twisted and probably tormented alot of people. It amazes me that someones mind could create something so foul and evil. Every scene entered a new level of gut wrenching thrills. Just when you thought it was bad it got worse. Just when you thought she was done she had more to do. Who knew that the human minds capacity could reach as far as it did for the idea of Orphan to even be a thought.
.....I have so much more to say about this and I cannot even find the words....

I ADVISE ALL TO SEE THIS FILM!!....If you have the emotional stability for it.
Esther is waiting!

Chelsea Lately last name Handler

If you have not seen her, you officially mean nothing. Please exit this blog and go play in traffic. She has to be the funniest person on TV right now or maybe I am just overly excited that it is not a reality show. Thinking...thinking...nope she is just that damn funny. We need more people in Entertainment to say whatever is on there mind, drunk or sober. On her show she has 3 to 4 guest. Actors and comedians who also comment on topics. Also hilarious. Well I DVR every episode and I just finished watching one and of course Chelsea and her team of hysterical Asians, sarcastic Jews and joyful gays had me rolling on the floor once again. Is Tori Spelling a man? Amy Whinehouse is the new big foot and guess what Jews? You got more money coming your way. A Trump is converting. Shalom! On this particular episode Chelsea said something that I completley agree with. ALL STEREOTYPES ARE TRUE. Would you like some examples? Fat people are lazy. Black people are loud. White people can't dance. You get the picture. Thank you Chelsea thank you so much because I have been trying to tell the idiots that I am surrounded by that this is true. Do they want to hear it? No, they don't! They pull that over sensitive bull about how every person is different and shake their over worked callused mininum wage paid finger in my face. Then they storm off. Little do they know that while speaking to them I gave them a wonderful production of a stereotype. Which was black people thinking they can say whatever they want. Truth is we can! Chelsea keep up the good work. Keep offending any and everybody and keep a group of wildly different "special" people around your table.

Ugly/I was right

Remember my first blog? You should I mean this is only my third one. It was entitled just say it. Well something just happen which makes what I believe even more true. I get on facebook and my friend has created an album of him and his girlfriend. Now a few month back he called me telling me how much in love he was. Which is great. Honestly, love is a beautiful thing. So I finally see this girl on facebook today and....well....um....let just say that I am assuming her personality is AMAZING and sex game is OUT OF THIS WORLD!(Don't be offended. Im only being a realistic) Because I am going to let you know RIGHT now that this chicks face is not what he was attracted to. Now I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all the skin deep blah blah blah, but lets face facts. Is she cute? NO! I am so schocked that he is with her because the girls from his past are WWWWAAAAYYYYY better looking! It is like he took this huge jump DOWN...with is eyes closed of course!!! I thought you were suppose to progress when dating. Being me I had to share this with someone...so I call a friend and say hello...she says hello back and I say "Why is (NAME OF BOY)'S girlfriend so ugly"...She begins to laugh and laugh...and then a little more. Im glad I just said it the way I thought it. But serisouly why is she so ugly? Lol. Now you may think I am mean, but hey it aint my fault. She is probably a really nice girl who happens to like her face was smashed with a brick.....So with that said. JUST SAY IT! If you think it...SAY IT.

Is it over?

Struggling with my self proclaimed insomnia I went to the computer and typed in facebook.com. Thinking about a new status and of course just browsing status updates that pop up in my mini feed. And then it hit me. I am beyond annoyed with the word swag. Within 5 minutes I seen it like 10 times. Half the people that claim they have so much do not even know the true definition. If you have it great, I mean really CONGRATULATIONS!! But let it go! and LET IT GO NOW! Its old and a little overrated. The year is 2009 so focus on something else. Please and Thank You! OK. Goodnight!

Just say it.

Just last night I was watching a movie with my family and friends. One of my mother's friends fell asleep and began to snore. Loudly. So as everyone looked around at each other not knowing what to do and not being able to enjoy the movie because of his snoring. I did what I thought was right. I woke him up. I tapped him a few times and said "SERIOUSLY? NO! I am not having it". With that being said he sat up and started watching the movie. I thought it was done after that. As I am walking back to my seat my mom begins to laugh hysterically. Are you confused? I was. So I ask what is so funny? She says you, you always say whatever you want and what ever is on your mind. Is this wrong. NO! Not at all. Now I know this was a long story to get to my point but hey, you get it. I ALWAYS say what is on my mind and never apologize for it. In one way or another people ask for it. Either they literally ask your opinion or they do something that demands your voice. Never hold your tongue. Now I am not saying to snap on everybody that you come in contact with. What I am saying is to always express your thoughts, ideas and opinions in the appropriate way for the certain situation. Take this into consideration with a dash of intellect, a touch of class and some sort of self control. JUST SAY IT!